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Saturday, 27 October 2007

In my neighbourhood.

C ampbell's lobotomy went as well as could be expected, and the doctors are hoping for a speedy recovery. The patient has been confined to his verandah and disallowed from going anywhere near a computer, so we're putting today's post together from scraps found in his drafts folder. This is a view taken on an earlier occasion from his verandah at sunset, where he will be allowed one gin and tonic as a sedative before being retired to bed at eight:


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His pal Best, lawyer of note, thought his team were being complimented when the judge passed down the following:
"The pettifogging casuistry exhibited by the defendants' arguments is to be deprecated."

why, thank you, m'lud.

4 comments:

  1. Hem, sorry to send that here, But I couldn't find your email adress so far and, well, I have to start somewhere, heh?

    My name is Arthur de Lustrac, I'm currently doing my first year of Master at the University of Charles V in Paris, and I chose to write a memoire on From Hell. So I'd like to ask you a few questions about it. Therefore if you could send my a mail on my Email adress : Arthur _ dl @ hotmail.com That'd be really helpful.

    Wishing you a good recovery,

    Cheers,
    Arthur

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  2. Will he still be able to define "graphic novel"?

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  3. Somebody though your head was getting too big?
    Thaank goodnees, there nothing like a G&T to help a lobotomy heal...
    :)

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