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Monday, 7 November 2011

Hayley Campbell's at McSweeney's, in their section titled 'OPEN LETTERS TO PEOPLE OR ENTITIES WHO ARE UNLIKELY TO RESPOND'

Dear Sir,

Listen, I know you won’t speak to me but just come over here and let me bend your waxy ear for just a second. Don’t wait for my colleague to come back from lunch so you can ask him about that Green Lantern comic. I work here too.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous7 November 2011 at 07:24:00 GMT-5

    Sounds like Hayley has a crush on someone ;-)

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  2. Bill Peschel7 November 2011 at 13:31:00 GMT-5

    That's lovely. She really is wonderful with words.

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  3. WacomDoesNotEqualTalent8 November 2011 at 00:58:00 GMT-5

    Hopefully she won't waste her attentions on some wannabe "I'm the next Grant Morrison" from Kangaroo Point or Brunswick who is in reality a poster-boy for "Newstart".

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