Wednesday 28 February 2007


The terrifying Gecko Emperor, with his invasion fleet lurking behind the lamp on our front porch, broadcast a message to a fearful humanity earlier this afternoon. The Gecko leader has demanded that the human race hand over the President of the United States of America, and has made it clear that if this demand is not met that he WILL use weapons of mass destruction. We will post updates throughout the day as this story develops. In the meantime we will be setting up a petition to get the Americans to hand over Bush, for the sake of us all and of the planet we live on, for God's sake and the sake of all the other gods, and all the gods we haven't made up yet, to the geckos on our front porch. Talk to your neighbours, to your local political representative. If our last ditch effort is to save our world, everybody reading this must act swiftly.



Blogger Christopher Moonlight said...

We're sending our local political representative, Schwarzenegger. The Govinator will be there soon to take care of it. I can't help you unless they've got a book. Even then I can't help, because baby's crying. What time is it there?

28 February 2007 at 00:33:00 GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Gecko Emperor demands your absolute loyalty, Earthling scum! Fear him and obey!!


28 February 2007 at 02:00:00 GMT-5  
Blogger spacedlaw said...

All hail the mighty emperor Pink Gekho !
A first constant worship temple has already been set up on Malibu Beach and prayers for the success of the Sacred Gecko Mission are being spun wildly.
Join a prayer groups close to your home !

28 February 2007 at 02:40:00 GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Campbell's been on the aussie red again. '98 was a fine year, was it not?


28 February 2007 at 04:30:00 GMT-5  
Blogger Hayley Campbell said...

Wee Campbell drops to her knees in the manner of Wayne and Garth:


28 February 2007 at 05:14:00 GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was his first name Gordon?

28 February 2007 at 06:46:00 GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is this to be the fate of the artist? Playing host to a gaggle of psoriatic reptilian, lamp-huggers. I say, NAY!

"Save the Campbells. Save the world."

P.S. If you see any of them perusing a book entitled, To Serve Man , run like hell.

28 February 2007 at 07:27:00 GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JJ sez from America--

Hold on, my Australian bros. and sisters! We're stuffing a Confederate flag into Dubya's mouth to stifle his screams as we load him onto the plane. Thank you, Glorious Gecko, for giving us an excuse to KICK THE BUMS OUT!


28 February 2007 at 10:05:00 GMT-5  
Blogger Kelly Kilmer said...

You can have Bush, but you have to take Cheney FIRST.

Oh, and how weird is this? My word verification is: Bsuxh. Proves it.

28 February 2007 at 15:04:00 GMT-5  
Blogger Andrew Hawthorn said...

I find these terms acceptable.

Now... what can you do to help me save money on car insurance?

28 February 2007 at 18:06:00 GMT-5  
Blogger James Robert Smith said...

Where do I fucking sign???!!!!

28 February 2007 at 19:31:00 GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I for one welcome our new gecko overlords.

28 February 2007 at 19:35:00 GMT-5  

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