First photo of the Ashgrove groper!

Police catch the blackguard on surveillance camera!

May 27, 2007-Detective Inspector Bob Hytch said the offender – an opportunistic groper who often smiles at his unsuspecting victims – is responsible for the attacks committed between January 13 and November 22 last year. "He mostly rides past and turns around or approaches them from behind and always surprises his victims. He gropes them on the bottom, breast and groin,

THE FIRST I hear of the photo is the hystercal laughter of my daughter Erin. Dad, he looks just like you!

Yes, but that's not my bike.
Yes, but it says "The offender strikes in daylight between 8am and late afternoon, often using different types of bicycles, including a woman's bike." That's when you're out and about, and remember you borrowed mum's bike for a year after you broke your own.
"There are lots of reasons he may have access to a lady's bike. He may have access to several cheap bikes; the ones he has used are not sophisticated at all," Det-Insp Hytch said.
He's wearing one of your shirts, and look, he's got your esky on his head: Det-Insp Hytch said the foam helmet worn by the offender was rare and was not stocked in major cycling stores.
Wait, it's the phone. hayley from London
Dad! that's the funniest thing ever. I can't stop laughing.
How do you know about It?
Erin sent the link
aw. jeezis.
hey, dad, look on the bright side, they estimated your age at 38. I have to go and tell my flatmates my dad's a perv.
okay, honeybee.
...thanks for roning.

(line drawing above is from After the Snooter)