Um, shouldn't we be telling the police that we know the secret identity of not only a serial groper, but also a serial killer? And he works in the comic industry, I mean, what more proof do you want? Plus he is an englishman who wears shorts (that alone would get him arrested in all states except tasmania).
I don't know, englishers who come to live in Australia and grope our women almost make me sad that I didn't vote Howard.
A wild accusation I know, but one day I will find the evidence to support my theory.
Hopefully I find it before Eddie gropes and murders me. Or maybe he will murder me first, then grope me, either way he is bound to be disapointed. While my breasts are impressive, they are still far from womanly, and I suspect I will have the last laugh.
Hmmm, I finally managed to download the video (thanks to broadband) and I apoligise Eddie, you are not a serial killer (unless it's like a masturbatory thing some serial killers do, where you hunt yourself down, which would make me a serial groper). Anyway, now I feel like silly turd...
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I suspect that only a spouse or descendant would play a joke as evil and twisted as this.
What's this "Ashgrove groper" business about? That's what we want to know!
(Just in case you didn't hang around on the website after the TV report ended: Wired article explains all.)
the four or five posts that referred to The Ashgrove Groper, and how I was mistaken for him, are here:
http://eddiecampbell.blogspot.com/search/label/the%20groper
It must have been a shock but at least it got you posting again...
What a clever fellow!
Um, shouldn't we be telling the police that we know the secret identity of not only a serial groper, but also a serial killer? And he works in the comic industry, I mean, what more proof do you want? Plus he is an englishman who wears shorts (that alone would get him arrested in all states except tasmania).
I don't know, englishers who come to live in Australia and grope our women almost make me sad that I didn't vote Howard.
Accusing Eddie Campbell of murder and sex crime is one thing -- merely a little joshing among friends -- but to call him an "englishman"?
Bad show. There is a line, sir, and you have stepped over that line.
A wild accusation I know, but one day I will find the evidence to support my theory.
Hopefully I find it before Eddie gropes and murders me. Or maybe he will murder me first, then grope me, either way he is bound to be disapointed. While my breasts are impressive, they are still far from womanly, and I suspect I will have the last laugh.
Hmmm, I finally managed to download the video (thanks to broadband) and I apoligise Eddie, you are not a serial killer (unless it's like a masturbatory thing some serial killers do, where you hunt yourself down, which would make me a serial groper). Anyway, now I feel like silly turd...
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