i don't know the provenance of this, and make no claims for its veracity, but it's the kind of yarn we like to chuckle at around here. Thanks to Dan Best who, being a very thorough legal gentleman, attached the following note: "... as a lawyer i think he has a legitimate defence to the breach of contract claim, provided postitution is not illegal in the country of question, in which case the contract would be void in any event." (click to enlarge)